Once upon a time (or at least last Thursday), a most devious and aristocratic seagull Lord Gullington III, Duke of French Fry Bay was declared the single greatest menace to beachside civilization.

Born into wealth (he once stole a yacht), raised in treachery (he organized a coup against a pelican), and infamous for his daring escapes (he has survived over 27 confirmed gaff attempts), Gullington III is WSHA’s most wanted fugitive.

Every seasoned gull hunter has a “Gullington story.” Captain Salty Jim swears he once had him netted—only for the Duke to bribe the net boy with a half-eaten funnel cake. Hunter McGraw claims to have landed a perfect gaff strike—only for the crafty noblebird to play dead, then steal his boat.

We have tried everything: baiting him with lobster rolls, luring him into traps made of discarded sunglasses, even hiring a hypnotist to convince him he’s a pigeon. Nothing works.

But we will not rest until Lord Gullington III is gaffed and served at the next WSHA banquet with a side of tartar sauce.

The question is: Will YOU be the one to finally bring down the most elusive aristocrat of the skies?

WSHA: Because dignity is overrated.