In the early 1800’s, during the Golden Age of Piracy, buccaneers, privateers, and sailors of all kinds ruled the seas as precious cargo shipped across the ocean. As many men rose to great strength and power amidst the pirate warfare that resulted, another ruler of the sea also grew to great strength. Not man, nor colony, but a great entity of the sky…The seagull.
Born into wealth (he once stole a yacht), raised in treachery (he organized a coup against a pelican), and infamous for his daring escapes (he has survived over 27 confirmed gaff attempts), Gullington III is WSHA’s most wanted fugitive.
For centuries, seagull hunters have whispered the same name in hushed, fearful tones: Old Graybeak. A monstrous, battle-scarred behemoth of a gull, his wingspan is said to blot out the sun, his screech is rumored to have caused at least two pirate mutinies, and his droppings have taken out more boat captains than scurvy.
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